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It’s pretty important to understand that today’s most popular religions are basically localized myths that got out of hand.

For a second there I thought they were talking about the globe. And I was like….really?And then I saw the actual circle.

^ the same.

funnyfacesplace:

zessinna:

It’s pretty important to understand that today’s most popular religions are basically localized myths that got out of hand.

For a second there I thought they were talking about the globe. And I was like….really?

And then I saw the actual circle.

^ the same.

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Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

I know I just reblogged this earlier, but it got better so im reblogging it again.

Dude dropping that kind of wisdom, I don’t care who he sends dick pics to.

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Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza

San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.

See this is a prank. It’s fun, it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and it gives the guy getting pranked a good story to tell with no skin off his back.

I’m sorry I fucking lost it at “Present the tip”

I love how they all were holding their laughs until the pizza guy leaves. haha